The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
Lawyer: [...]
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TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married [...]
Pinoy Jokes, Pinoy Humor
FILIPINO SIGNS OF WIT:
1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called “Petal Attraction”.
2. “Anita Bakery”
3. A 24-hour restaurant called “Doris Day & Night”
4. Barber shop called “Felix The Cut”;
5. A bakery named “Bread Pitt”
6. Fast-food place selling ‘maruya’ (banana fritters) called “Maruya Carey”.
7. Then, there is “Christopher Plumbing”
8. A boutique [...]
Why Live In The Philippines,
Pinoy Jokes, Pinoy humor
When I travel, people often ask me why I live in the Philippines ?
Well here it is….. It is the only place on earth where…
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment [...]
